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Well, I really appreciate this offer...
- Correct. - Fuck her.
It sounds worse than it actually was.
Okay.
I mean, can we collect unemployment?
I don't care what it looks like to you.
ought to be good for some cash.
Tell me good-bye.
penalties for late taxes, no insurance,
Yeah.
That's a lot more criminal than what we're doing!
Might need to start a Senior Wash.
nine o'clock?
Why wouldn't I? We're in love.
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
Look what I found.
Happy hour wash in my new jam.
Who?
- Frank! - Come on, be a team player,
He is good to me.
No, of course not.
Do we still get paychecks?
Oh, Grandma's little cabbage patch.
It's just a laundromat, right?
V was in love with you.
- I... - Okay, listen.
Crazy morning.
Hope so.
I told you there's a curfew.
I save us.
And having sex.
Ah!
if you ran off with Jimmy-Steve?
Are you really gonna walk away from that?
And he's brain-injured, not deaf.
You can't be here.
and now she owns The Alibi.
if you didn't help her get her green card.
She wants to burn all of her clothes.
About 8,000.
Fuck her. You're a sweetheart.
Like a donut?
We've only made a profit so far
Text me if you want to hook up later.
So your wife's wife stole your bar
Her name is still on our bank accounts.
Thanks? How are things at home?
You mean since Mickey busted out of prison
_
Oh, Howlin' Wolf
Fuck.
Couple more weeks like this and you're cash.
Hi.
So, uh, I will see you
I'm not pissing away my life...
Come on.
Hey.
The bar checking account is in her name.
She probably won't even know the difference.
Because it is. Mine too.
All we say is forged. Got it?
The fuck's with you being late, bitch?
And that OJ lawyer guy's already dead
There's a DJ, comes in at 5 p.m.