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We planned our futures like we're the captains of our fates.
Hey. Are you okay?
TRANSPORT CONTROL FAILURE ELEVATOR_2B
Can't happen.
Sorry. The Mocha Cappuccino Extreme is reserved for gold-class passengers.
It's a few things.
What's wrong?
Outstanding.
It's like the first day at school.
How?
Light.
Dance off.
The flight crew, the Captain, the Pilot, the Chief Navigator...
You're in perfect health, Jim.
You just came out of hibernation.
That seemed fishy to you?
Well, you're a man of simple tastes.
Jim is no gentleman.
PASSENGERS: 5,000
I know nothing I can say will make this okay.
But you'd be stranding a person on the island.
WELL, RESUSCITATE HIM!
The outer door is jammed.
Come on!
- Jim, you're not even trying! - I have tried everything.
FUSION REACTOR
You see?
Is that so?
I'm interviewing you.
I'll get it back up as quickly as I can.
Aurora, this ship is going to go.
Will you all please take a seat.
There's replacement parts for everything.
- YES! - Woo!
it's all behind firewalls, there's no way through.
Override! Override on my authority!
It wasn't luck, was it?
Happy birthday to you. Make a wish.
You want to make things, you got to get your hands dirty.
And?
Jim was so looking forward to meeting you.
I checked your pod.
And I wish I could take it back.
Extrapolating.
They can be deactivated using the control panel on your arm.
I can build a house and live in it.
What?
No!
Oh.
Not good.
live for a year and then right back to Earth.
Crew podroom access requires special authorization.
Oh!
Slide the handle on the right to release the air pressure.
And the thing is, there's 90 years to go.
Jim!
I'm sorry, I think I maybe in the wrong...
We arrive at Homestead II in 90 years, 3 weeks and 1 day.
Come on, now. Every cloud has a silver lining.