Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Was he better than me? - It all happened about two years ago.

My eyes.! My beautiful eyes.!

Jerry springer Call now

If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at?

One-eyed, two-timing- I'm gonna-

>when you find cringe

That means you'll have to be neutered.

Okay. Get ready for the violentest, disembowelingest...

Homer, do something.

Oh. She's entering the terrible twos, all right.

I'm gonna, like, totally waste you.

All right, I got it.

Oh, that's your cure for everything.

Oh, you couldn't destroy every politician.

Whoa. Wow. Look at the time.

And this little piggy went- Oh!

Holy flirking shnit. What's the message?

Ah,just Moe.Just Moe.

Hi. I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight on Fox...

- I love you, Son. - I love you too, Dad.

Stop it. You're killing me!

Idiot? Why You Little-

- Oh, Dad.! - Whoa.

Nobody wins when parents put their petty squabbles above the welfare of a child.

when without warning, I was abducted by aliens.