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- Where are we going? - We're getting into that fat ass' park,
Yes, in the Book of Job, Satan talks to God.
Every day you can just let two people in, charge $29.95 for tickets,
I'm nine years old and I have a haemorrhoid, Stan.
It's my seat ring. I have to sit on it because of my haemorrhoid.
because of his horrible haemorrhoid.
Mr. Cartman, congratulations. The theme park is yours.
Mike and sully: come on let’s go get to monsters incorporate! Mike: everybody say oh cab driver! Mike And sully: oh cab driver! Mike: it’s working!
to collapse the house and crushed and killed them all.
On the one thing that I've wanted ever since I can remember.
Hey, everybody! Check out the all new Cartmanland!
Job has all his children killed
My own amusement park, Mother. I'm sure.
Why?
She was a good woman, a community leader, a caring wife,
I'm not keeping it, Mr. Garrison. I'm spending it.
If there's one thing I hate,
Yes. Yes!
and rare kartankula plinks!
I need to cover the new ticket guy's salary,
I'll bet he's sick of it already.
Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred, one million.
Don't you think you should keep it in the bank instead of at your house?
- We'll see you in court. - You can't take my money, God damn it!
A haemorrhoid. It doesn't make sense.
so infected. It could have killed you.
- Frank! - It ain't right, Chris!
Because all my life, I was raised to believe in Jehovah.
but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out.
God damn it, get the... out of my way.
And then, as Job’s sons and daughters were eating,
Oh, hey, dude. Terrance and Phillip is just about to start.
What about my dreams? What about my money?
Then there's lines for the bathrooms,
and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies.
You see, if someone like Cartman can get a million dollars
Normally the body would fight the infection, but he's just
the Book of Job. It's a story from the Bible.
Job's ox and donkeys and murder all his workers.
I guess you're right.