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And so I leave my stocks and bonds,
There's so much to do at Cartmanland but you can't come
If you see anybody on my property,
It's not fair! It's not fair! I wanna die! I wanna die!
So then there's lines for fast-pass.
Oh, Gerald!
You can't keep us out forever, you... fat ass!
So what does this job pay?
when he opened the doors, they were lining up around the block.
God damn it! Stop running into me!
is already being applied by businesses all over the country.
I have a haemorrhoid, and Cartman has his own theme park.
We know how well your park is doing, you'll make it back in no time.
Who's a jigga-what?
Okay.
Because if I do, your God might not shower me
All right, now this is very hard for me to do, you understand?
Do you? Do you, Stan?
- Wait a minute, who are you? - Mike Gayner.
Yes, Eric. It's yours.
For the first several days, the young businessman saturated the market
Levi, I am having a party….. .. you can’t come !!! Eat shit Levi!!!
- Get him out of here! - Move along, sir!
Oh, look how much fun I had.
Come on, we gotta see what Cartman is doing with his money.
The constant smell of aspirin and pee!
E-Soul? after people stopped voting for him
I'm sorry, we're no longer taking reservations. Nobody can eat here.
God damn it, this sucks!
Sweet. Yes!
Five cents is your change, and enjoy your stay at Cartmanland.