Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We haven't had a fire department in a long time.

None of us mattered.

A lot of buildings burned down because of it.

Had it been cremated?

especially if it gets people in the habit of spending more

Daddy, that River dollar bill you had in your fist,

Thanks, Archie.

She's an anthropology professor at Centerville U.

I'm just about to go to the bar to meet some friends.

Well done class. F's for everyone.

and another one under the kitchen sink.

And I know you've been through hell and back time and again.

That is why Veronica is getting an expert from New York.

I told them it had been cremated.

And I spoke to the old fire chief

How much do we owe you?

and tell us what we're dealing with.

-Oh, my God. -It wasn't Polly.

I want you to design something for me,

We pump more money in.

Hiram can never know I told you.

asking about any unsolved missing person's reports,

So it wasn't my father who screwed me over.

You could come out of retirement.

Your sister's been missing for a week.

I just got goosebumps.

Well, do you have a cause of death yet?

I found something while patrolling the swamp.

What was the Commander like in the army?

I won't let you ruin your life over Hiram Lodge.

Cone of silence.

and extraterrestrial phenomenon.

Now, why would I want to burn down the Andrews' family home?

Oh, spare me. This isn't Drag Me to Hell.

Someone is flooding the economy with money I didn't print.

Am I getting warm, Daddy?

Welcome to day one of Riverdale's volunteer fire academy.

no volunteers and no one to train them.

Read the last paragraph. Do you see who's quoted as an eye witness?

Oh, don't worry. We'll be putting out

So what's next?

Damnit, I'm lost, Eric.