Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tom, I didn't know how to say this to you, so, here, take this piece of paper.
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Diane Simmons had just stabbed you in the back with a knife.
TOM: What happened to the girl?
What did Lindsey say when you broke up with her?
Wow, Peter, I can't believe it!
It looks like the bottom of a white pumpkin... ...it's his cousin's anus
Hey, excuse me, Mr. Tucker. You got a second?
Peter, I left a very good job for this!
I wish I could help you, Tom, but this is coming from upstairs.
What's not to know, she's terrific.
In local news, Mayor West signed a bill today...
On which we used to rely?
Hey, don't be so surprised. I've been pounding the pavement for you, buddy.
How did you make Sure!
of a cast-iron, oak-handled Colonial bed sheet warmer,
You betcha. But I have to say, I thought you'd drive a fancier car.
like they did the Barnes A'! Noble upstairs coffee bar, which they had to close.
You see, everybody needs just one person to believe in their dreams
ANNOUNCER: We now return to "NCIS."
So clear out of your apartment, we're gonna be there in 15.
I was also colred out of my skull most of the time.
- Yup. Let's go home. - Sounds good.
Really? Well, then, by all means, send him in!
Waiter! Oh, waiter!
Dad, can I have money for dance classes?