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Erica had just landed home from college.
I can make that kind of cheddar in eight seconds.
Stockbrokers never stand still.
of the guy who has a toe ring on every single toe?
Short the stock. Long the stock.
I want Barry out of it.
I know, pretty good, right?
Nothing to freak out over.
Mom, I thought you said
Um, yeah?
- you get squat. - What?!
This is insane.
I am so out of here!
That's a private decision, bro.
and kind of strange to hear coming out of your mouth.
- Definitely not. - So what's your name?
I'll take it in thousand dollar bills. Go!
I will fight all of you.
Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
You got this, Ginzy.
so let's get you that credit card.
Welcome to Wall Street, gentlemen.
That sounds right.
And, unfortunately, mine is closed!
so I figured I'd pawn my hub cabs.
Except for Barry.
Oh, no, the giant man is eating all the turkey!
Then let me teach you the secrets
Geoff, what is this?
I run a reputable boiler room
I hereby renounce my dreams