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[Indistinct conversation]
Why are you making me choose?! I put in the hours for you!
I thought we were going to live in the city for a few years.
that's ever happened to me in, like, ever.
I can't make any promises.
Point is, last thing I want is some pathetic life like yours.
Legend says they're burying all the unsold copies in the desert.
What? Who would give you a credit card?
I'm middle class!
We both know what's happening. You're dumping me.
Did you know there's a wonderful parade on Thanksgiving?
It's not. Me and Geoff had a fight.
While my sister was trying to figure out
My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
I pooled all of your cash into this perfect investment.
This is your home!
Get off his back.
And a little crazy, I'm not going to lie.
Your head is always at the office, Geoffrey.
I can set you up with my shoulder pad guy.
"9th National Bank".
Where are the hobos?
I don't know which direction my mom's coming at me,
but what's the point?
- Wow. - Do you like that?
but you can't be mad, because my heart still hurts
It's when people come home from college
Who do you want to be?
It's just this is the best thing
It is literally all I've been talking about!
And in true Goldberg tradition,
Which is why I'm going to take a work-study to pay you back.
JTP minus Geoff!