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even though I'm just trying to help him.
Doesn't matter. I need a credit card, and I need one fast.
Doesn't matter.
I think this belongs to you.
or else Barry wouldn't trust me with his life inheritance.
♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
It never even got to me!
But I think we both know, in the end,
You don't even know what we're talking about!
How is E.T. supposed to get home
No, no, no. Don't bring it up to him.
We don't scream now that we're rich.
Perhaps a small business loan? I know you're good for it.
- So loving and strong. - I'm sorry.
Like what?
Everything sounds right with your hair slicked back, baby.
Can you not do that?
Oh, your boring old life is so great.
Check out my shoulder pads. Feel that power.
Please don't send me to jail. I will rat out everyone!
who taught his kids to disrespect me
Seriously?
No big deal. I'll get him out.
on the most basic question there is.
All right. Let's get rich.
What am I doing, huh? I'm pacing, right?
Sure. If there's anything I know about stocks,
Yeah, um, it's...
I mean, I may not see you as much now that I'm rich as God
Our potluck Thanksgiving had finally arrived.
- I got no complaints. - You should!
Oh, God, no! You are completely clueless.
I guess 'cause we're millionaires now and you're not.
JTP.
for whatever it is that got you that suit.
You know what? I don't have to explain myself to you.
'cause I was trying to protect you.
and raise a bunch of ungrateful, awful kids.
Fire my secretary! Hire a secretary!
and then break down crying
I'm sure that Barry has filled you in
Ohh. Little snaff here.
Dude, look at E.T. go... slowly.
Now we'll never afford a starter home.