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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Somebody say something nice now!
- Boom! - Nest egg, baby!
This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
Sweet!
and get in on my uncle's shady get-rich scheme.
of becoming a rich Wall Street titan.
every year at Thanksgiving
Ooh, is he going to get it!
This year, I've invited 50 people over for pot luck.
But I love you. Don't break up with me.
It does not!
Screw medicine! Screw it!
Great! Great!
Well, I don't want to be the guy
This has nothing to do with telling time!
- Go away. - I knew you'd say that,
As of this morning, our stock has gone up 25 points.
that when I ask for the money, she has to say "Yes".
JTP.
Lucky for my sister, not everyone did that day.
Oh! I love you.
Whatever harebrained scheme you're up to,
I can't actually stir the gravy
Make sure you can't see fingers at all.
Bueno.
that should never be touched.
"E.T." the video game? Wow!
But I can't stop!
then why are we even together?
For the record,
It's Beverly. Beverly Goldberg.
Cutting corners and stupid get-rich-quick schemes.
Hey, he's right, Erica. He works hard.
It's an electronics company, and they sell computer thingies.
Oh, God, now you're actually breaking up with me!
Brace yourself, Geoff.
Oh, sweet glorious balls!
it was not off to a great start.
I'm always going to want to swoop in and save you.
and back in my loving arms.
Tell us how to feel.
All I have to do is get a credit card,
Is that good or terrible?