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Bring his chair over!
to cast doubts on the military system.
Well, look at me.
There was...
Sometimes it's... very hard to tell what's happening.
Well...
Aah!
Lai dai! Lai dai!
He was born on the 4th of July, 1946.
I thought, Yeah. Yeah, this makes sense.
September 2, 2014
How are you, Jimmy?
I got it. I got it.
# My girl #
I've tried hard to keep this leg.
I just want to dance.
You can't stop me!
Where's the motherfucking devil at?
Tommy Finnelli.
I'm not waiting. I'm going in now.
the sand, sun.
I fought for my country.
Washington, get the doctor.
How we doing here?
How far you going, taco head?
There's absolutely no question.
and I just felt my body...
That's right.
he was the last one out,
Oh, look at your hair.
Harry, Harry, get a doc.
What's your name?
21/2 Russian and 6 Chinese divisions.
It can be done. It can be done.
I hate his guts!
Runaway?
Coke, iced tea?
Sorry, man. Ron.
It's God's will you go.
NYU... they were both closed down!
I haven't even looked at it yet, all right?
Nothing. Not a goddamned thing, you know?
I feel like somebody else.
because you're in a fucking wheelchair?
Susanne, no homework at the table, please.
they ain't going to bother you.
1, 2, 3, 4,
for the people suffering in this war?
I was just so shocked.
That's right. Me... Stevie, number one.
to win an even greater victory
I think I'm ready.
what's going on over there
the vets... uh...
# It's a hard #
and the success of liberty.
who have been struggling for their own independence
Everybody up!
Seats!
All right!
Do not shed a tear.
This is our town now.
It's so wrong.
this dead penis, Mom.
My machine breaks down,
Come on, now. Don't be afraid.
Ron. It's Ron Kovic.
Good job. Try this.
what I feel...
They got the Air Farce.
You got to watch for her.
One division is worth
Get out of there!
Let's do it.
but when it comes to the government,
I ain't feeling well.
Tommy Finnelli.
'Course they never did know what done happened and all.
I said this is war!
It's great to be back in the neighborhood.
starring Dan Rowan and Dick Martin,
Septembari 7, 1986
Hey, take it easy!
Love it or leave it!
Stop it! Go to bed!
Ronnie, you look good.
Hey, Major.
It's fine. We're doing fine.
Hi, Ronnie.
Oh, yeah?
But we got a proud tradition here in this town.
Four more years!
Four more years!
.
Love it or leave it, you fucking bastards!
That's the problem. I'm not dead.
penis penis
The whole world's watching!
I want to go to Vietnam,
Stevie Boyer told me
We got the shit kicked out of us.
Uhh!
# Oh, where have you been #
I... I wanted to...
Take the bra off.
We don't want your fucking war!
Yeah, sure.
I had a dream, Ronnie, the other night,
What's wrong with you?
Oh, fuck!
Ron.
'Cause I failed, Timmy.
Ronnie.
You got to get out!
Who's got a hot one?
and you were pregnant?
I'm going to go inside for a minute.
Is that my bone?
Yeah?
Who's going to love me?
Left, left.
I can't believe what Tommy just said to me.
The Marines will be the first in,
Imaricon!
are you going with someone to the prom?
Yes, sir!
I don't know. Leave it alone.
ask what you can do for your country.
Jesus!
We went to Vietnam to stop communism.
That's why we're going to win in Vietnam.
Stop the bombing! Stop the war!
How many did I do yesterday?
I can't feel anything.
and I'll die there if I have to.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
You ain't supposed to be having this.
And then it...
You know you can't trust a fucking traitor.
Our dads got to go to WWII.
This is our land in this country.
I cover it with a pickle.
Get out! Got to get out!
Oh, motherfuck...
Give it a minute.
in their fancy uniforms.
Yellow. It looks good.
God damn it!
Those long letters I wrote you
Shit. They ain't got a chance.
Ronnie for president.
They got in the goddamned way!
Anything that lives in a cave
# You can love but one girl #
Motherfucker! Goddamn!
I'd like to go upstairs.
and that's when it happened, sir.
They're going to overrun us!
I need a vacation
I'll be here for sure.
Come on. It's starting.
You weren’t even there, man!
Yes!
and I don't want you to feel sorry for me.