Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And, um, what are your names?

Uh, I am Keegan. - And I am Jordan. Hello.

That's not how things work in this establishment.

Say, Rich, where you goin'? I miss that.

- Yeah, and we have noticed that, you know,

- I'm fast, I got stamina, and I know magic.

- Of course! - Yeah, come on in!

"Man, you lucky your pops cares about you.

- What's goin' on? Oh, heil Hitler.

That's stupid, man, don't do that, man. Come on.

- Always, always. Because-

Let us reimburse you for that breakage, okay?

Can I interest you two

So go back over there and get her digits, dog."

34, 24, sha-bloimps. - Blip.

since dogma clearly forbids

As black actors in Hollywood, Jordan and I

- Went straight Tiger Woods on it.

That is poop in my pants.

so there are white-Jeff situations,

- I don't recall her being fat.

Well, gentlemen.

that's where it's supposed to be.

What about this one? What about this one?

Cuba Gooding, Jr., falls out of a kitchen all of a sudden,

- Well, guten tag. - All right.

or the pimp who gets killed,

- And then, apparently, white people figured something out,

you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it.