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you're supposed to get the best of both worlds,
What a beautiful and blessed day for an auction.
- But he was just trying to help us.
- 'Scuse me. I think we're ready to order.
- Show-just show- Show me how you slap high five.
and he gave us exceptional service.
- Okay, well, you have to buy that dude.
- My worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist.
- Yes, we're sorry. No-no problem.
- And the ubiquitous...
- Come on, man, don't go in there!
I came-I had to get in there!
When it was in Nosferatu!
I am agreeable to a fault.
Do you want this cat toy?
It's very scientific.
- This is a no-negro zone.
.. can a brotha get on lot a?!
- That's it! This auction's over!
grabs an anti-aircraft gun.
you would not want to see the Nile?
to the German expressionists or some shit!
Stand right here in front of me."
yeah, on TV and movies,
Thank you, thank you.
- That's-that's clear. - No, on-
and that is because it is Heinrich.
It's not different enough.
- Are you kidding me?
- Not gonna give me a high five? - Ain't gonna happen, Jack.
- 'Cause I had to get that shit!
that's so bad that people don't even care
I read somewhere that when you date a biracial guy,
I'm very str- I can sleep in a bucket.