Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ This is what we call

♪ Ging gong de-gong gong ging ga-ding ga-ding ga-ding dong

(screams with laughter)

♪ What would you say? ♪

...and I don't play square.

Oh, well, you've got a point. You have a point.

Cut it short back, sides, front, top, bottom and middle.

♪ Would you greet me or politely turn away?

♪ Dunh dunh dunh dunh da-dunh dunh

But wait a minute. Hey, Kaye's got another number.

went into the spaghetti factory

♪ It's time to dress up right

♪ And it's time to lay down

Yeah, ankling. You know, leaving. I've come to the coda.

OK. So you've written a new theme song, huh?

Well, you must admit, Nigel,

♪ And I've et up the last of the pork 'n beans

♪ Ner near nare deedle deedle near-nor near-nor near-nor

(inserts coins)

♪ Hands on the clock keep movin' around

(creaking noises)

how are you gonna play Kaye Ballard's closing number

who knows her way around a song

(screaming) Scooter (1985) - S06 E02 Human Kid On The Loose October 4, 1990

Not hip enough. Nobody understands my music.