Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
♪ I ain't figurin' on goin' nowhere
♪ And that's just wasted effort
♪ This is just a little samba
But what's the matter?
Well, I'll tell you what, Kermit.
your face-lift will be complete.
Like always. Loudly.
We're leaving. But why?
Well, that's about all the time we have. Hey, Kermit.
Good, 'cause you'll hate the rest.
(♪ tea dance music)
Wait. Now listen here. I'm pretty hip, too, you know.
We'll walk out after Kaye Ballard's number.
Gee, Kaye, you do understand musicians, don't you?
(screeching voice) So I said to him,
as anything she's said.
Yeah, ankling!
♪ Deedle-deedle deedle-deedle deedle-deedle dear...
Yes, but it's the audience that should be doing the running.
Just tell me the area code.
(mouths)
Not so loud. They may hear you.
♪ Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans
Well, I'd like to try.
Kermit... Yeah?
By the way, who cuts your hair - the gardener?
♪ It's time to play the music
♪ It's time to put on makeup
♪ In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green
He said this from his home at the Clinging Vine Home for the Crazed.