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It turns out Anakin Skywalker's son is still alive.
I think it was Memorial Day, like, two years ago.
It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Well, I'm steering. No, I'm steering.
- Luke? - Yeah?
Meanwhile
- Hello? - Mr. Darth Vader...
What are you doing? You're not actually going into an asteroid field.
Mr. Darth, you no have no more Windex on Star Destroyer.
(STUTTERING) Tell him... Tell him we blew it up.
Travis Franklin, Jr., Stick Smacker? 1%.
All right, start the torture.
- Any questions? - Yeah.
(STAR WARS THEME PLAYING)
Wait, wait, wait. Luke, that's a stupid idea. You're not done with all your Force stuff.
Luke. You are not a Jedi yet.
(STUTTERING) Hello? I can't hear you.
Get the fuck out of my bounty hunter meeting.
Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one.
- Oh, no! I think I hear my husband. - Honey, I'm home.
Sorry. Does that.
What's going on here?
This is the story of Black Snake Moan.
I hope you know what you're doing.
Okay, but be careful. There's some snow monsters out there.
I have all the skills I need to make it in the real world.
Well, they're for my cookie business.
I wasn't ready. Hi!
(HOARSELY) It's a trap.
(SIGHING)
SOLDIER: Wait, Han. You'll need this.
ARTOO: Someday, I'm gonna buy my moms a place with a view like this.
I don't get why that's a problem.
Fuck you, Eric cartmen
#jump #highfive #what #wait
Maybe you could tell us another one.
No, it's going in my report.
- Richard Marx, Hold On To The Night? - (EXCITEDLY) Yes!
Thanks to you.
He told me you killed him!
Oh, my God, I can't remember the last time I went out dancing.
That's Allstate's stand.
Luke, if that's you, wave your right hand!
SOLDIER: What? Why would I need ice? We're surrounded by...
And be careful with the toothpicks.
Yeah, listen, I gotta go.
I thought they smelled bad
ringtone
Chris, Dave, Susie, James and Gabe
Out there, in the cave!
It's good.
'Cause no one knows where he is.
bugesh.
Yeah, and I would also highly recommend
It chews so soft, it gets right to ya
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)