Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lord Vader, we're out of light speed and...
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WOMAN: Good thing we took pictures, huh?
- Good. Worst? - Kathy Bates in About Schmidt.
I think you're right.
Once upon a time, Christina Ricci was all tied up for some reason...
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I'm gonna go check it out. Won't take long.
Okay, I'm Yoda.
I'm already bored and confused.
- It's the Emperor. - Tell him I no can do Friday.
(Mimicking) EH! That’s how you sound
Sorry, that's me. I was still using an electronic device.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
(CHOKING)
Hey, dudes, what you looking at?
Artoo, wake up, we're here. Put your shoes on.
where the guy in the crowd has his dick out.
Excellent. We'll prepare for our descent.
Okay, get ready to go to light speed. One, two, three.
No below the belt, if you know what I'm saying.
We're going to the Dagobah system.
You may start your landing.
Oh, my God, I hit a space bum! Chewie, go, go, go, go!
and I need roadside assistance.
Astonishingly, the driver makes a left, right into an asteroid field.
REBEL LEADER: Great. We'll see you in...
Carlos Spicy Wiener here, go ahead.
Good. Put the shields up.
Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship.
All right, listen.
turning into a werewolf for the first time
(JUICY FRUIT THEME PLAYING)
with all the uncensored footage and the interview with Ryan Reynolds?
Okay, I'll teach you the ways of the Force.
(GRUNTING)
Luke. You are not a Jedi, yet.
Luke. You are not a Jedi, yet.
Well, who's in it?
I'm sorry, I didn't copy that. Who are you looking for?
Maybe we'd do it occasionally, but it's not weird, you know,
Late night lightspeed
- Comp... - Yes, CompuServe.
Yeah. Yes. Yes, I'm Admiral Ackbar.
Zima soup!
- Rebels! Yeah! - Yeah, Rebels! Yeah.
You know, let's not have one of those kinds of lightsaber battles.
The last half hour, I've been having all pee dreams.
Professional service. Non-threatening black spokesperson.
I'm gonna need you to find him and turn him.
(GROANING)
(CHUCKLES) Let's hope, right?
(SQUEAKILY) "You're gonna attack them?"
No aca vOTE?
Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we'll be fine.
Ow!