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Looks like the power's out again.

Lord Vader, we've entered the Hoth system,

I hit a bird once.

Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old Timey Deep Sea Diver Looking Guy,

Sorry, I can't. But I'll give you my email address.

Yeah, you're probably ready to fight Vader.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them.

- What? - Yeah, there's a guy at the end.

Thanks to the training I received in the Empire,

We've been through all kinds of space adventures together.

Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point.

You mean like...

Thank God for these airbags. You okay back there?

Hey, let me introduce everybody. You remember Chewbacca.

In a cottage built for two

You're gonna attack them?

You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.

Otherwise you might rip your dick off.

The Empire, our ships are big triangles.

And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.

DARTH VADER: Very well, Solo, if you won't talk,

Track them. They may come around for another attack.

Of course, sir. Am I speaking with Admiral Ackbar?

Yeah, I saw it on Comedy Central.

Of course I know you, slugger.

Let's be thankful for what we have, everyone.

And you know what? How about no name calling?

The Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!

I see a woman draining your bank account

Whoa! Well, I don't want to be tortured.

I'm going in there anyway.

The Force is With you young skywalker But you are not a Jedi yet

YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY GOSH

You know? I mean, it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can just be as,

A promotion? Really?

Echo Station 5-7, we are on our way.

MAN ON PA: Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have...

Me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll meet him, he's awesome.

(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)

I don't want... Oh, my God.

Is there someone else I can talk to A man perhaps

Take care of her?

Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one!

Chuckie Simpson, Ice jumper. 800%?!

This happens entirely too often

The Lando system?

Hey, baby. You're gonna let us through, ain't you?

You ever been to Cloud City, C-3PO?

And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.

This ain't quite right.

Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?

But you are not a Jedi yet.

Government Employees when Elon and the DOGE walkby

It's in space, and we're in here.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's this handshake business, huh?

Yeah. No, let's keep going.