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well im not yoda

Knock it off. Come here. Come on, bring it.

FEMALE VOICE: Oh, God! Nobody's touched me like that for so long.

Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we'll be fine.

You know, I'm up for this,

No light speed.

There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here.

Sorry, I dropped the thing. Imperial troops have entered the base.

Is there someone else I can talk to A man perhaps

Just two good-looking guys sharing a cramped office,

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

That's probably pretty safe, right?

(SHOUTING IN DISGUST) Shut it off. Shut it off!

- What? - (SNICKERING) Bag of ice.

Captain Solo, have you seen Master Luke?

Han, wait. I thought you said you were gonna stay.

The taste is gonna move ya

Is There Someone from the military We can talk to? A Man Perhaps?

- Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill? - No.

will travel directly toward the fleet of Star Destroyers.

I'm having my period, okay?

DARTH VADER: Yeah, I just heard you.

But if you want to become a Jedi, first I gotta ask you something.

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Well, that's fine, but I don't see how that affects...

- Oh! We lost them. - This is going in my report.

Are you Luke Skywalker?

- I know. - I know, too. That's why I said it.

And, you know, the offer's still open for the whole

But you are not a Jedi yet

- No. No. It leave a film. - I'm okay with the film. Just use it.

I'm glad you're here. Look, I pulled this all apart,

Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are two to one.

- I can still breathe just fine. - I know.

Luke, I thought we talked about this. I changed my code name.

Now I can let loose my Darth farts.

It's called Without A Paddle.

Get ready to suck some Dak!

Take a sniff Pull it out

Riff-RaffProductions in a nutshell

I got into a slap fight with a prep droid over a pair of cargo shorts.

Really? A new condenser?

so you get to invite four of your friends to a pizza party.

You're getting there. You're getting there, though.

Alanis morissette's jagged Little pill No

13 x 151 = 1963

Look, this is happening, so just come to peace with it.

Sir, Rebel ships are coming into our sector.

You look strong enough to pull the ears off Jennifer Garner.

Wait a minute. This is how it ends?

HAN: Crap, there's two more of them dead ahead.

DARTH VADER: This facility should be adequate

Hey Everyone! Thomas said he's got this one!

I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.

- So do I. There's two. - Well, that's stupid.

Check it out, that one's wearing Crocs.

Well, this is no better.

- (LAUGHING) Lando! - Hey, Han, you crazy old bastard.

Plus, me and Chewie are on it. Ain't that right, Chewie?

- There's something out there. - Where?

(LAUGHING) Oh! What a day brightener.