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- "Free tids and bits"? - You can eat till you burst.
Stop laughing at me! You stop laughing at me!
Carla, why are you in such a hurry?
- Honey, we know that. - My wedd... No! - No, no, excuse me. - Calm down.
Carla refuses to let me pay for the wedding, but she does want me...
I think I will have a hot roll... Oh, come on, please.
How... How are you, Da...
- Yes. - Wow!
Bye!
I feel that way too sometimes, Daniel.
You better get going. You're going to be late.
- Please be seated. - Okay.
But my favourite actor's Dustin Hoffman. Did... Did you... Did you ever see that movie, The Graduate?
I don't understand
- And what is the blue? - That's the police.
- What is this? - Fire.
Wow!
and she will come and join us with Daniel, and we will finalize these vows.
she was not exactly thrilled with her hotel accommodations.
Okay.
I want her to take risks. It's the kind of ri... Are you a parent?
You see that girl over there?
But Thanksgiving, there's a turkey and there's more than two desserts.
They... They don't interest her. They don't work for her.
- She's very pretty anyway, and he just... - I'll tell you what he wants. He wants to have his way with her. That's what he wants.
Carla, just wait a second. I just want you to understand!
Yeah, don we now our gay apparel
Hey, don't run, baby doll. Don't run.
With your fork. No, no, dear.
That's all.
I don't know what you're trying to prove by refuting every single thing I say.
that people like us...
They have limited... limited visitation, and let me tell you something, Radley.
Mmm. Hey, new girl. You lookin' to score, huh?
What about just giving me, uh, enough... enough money just until I... I fi... I find a better job that... that pays...
Did you tell her that I don't like tennis still?
You can stop. Good girl. Open your eyes. Surprise. Do you...
without you getting upset in front of everybody, Carla.
Happy together
you didn't fail by much, just a smidge.
- I want to go to school also. - That's great.
I would have never seen it had you not asked me to see it.
And I-I usually sit there, but it's usually empty.
body and mind is...
long enough to show everybody how proud we are to be Tate family.
I just wanted to say...
No! No, it isn't okay! It isn't...
Ohh.
and they... and they... and they never... and they never talk to me, Ernie.
and we're going to be married...
Anyway, dear, with this apartment, I just don't think that you should have, um...
No. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
- Well, I like "The Lace Maker. " - Mm-hmm.
- And, see, his rent is $500, and he can't afford it, Mom. - Honey. Carla.
STOP LAUGHING AT MEYUH!
Oh, my goodness! Are you all right?
In any event, I think we should proceed with our very lovely ceremony...
Now it is Carla's turn, and I am going to protect her!
'Round yon virgin Mother and child
Now, if there's any sort of a problem, I am only 15 minutes away.
- Hi. - Okay. - Not that she has any idea what a hotel accommo... Oh.
I just know that I would die
- It's very nice to meet you. - Look, do, uh...
- I mean, what does he want with her anyway? - Honey, she's a very attractive girl.
Yes!
- Give me your paw, Daniel. - Hello.
All aboard!
- Come on, Daniel. - Um, well, o-okay.
We don't need you, Mother!
- Yes, you could. - I could?
Every... I am... I'm dumb!
I mean, I can't vouch for the fact that the window might not be left open during a rainstorm...
There are so many people to thank for this wonderful shelter.
and I want to make you happy...
This is so good.
So...
- All right? All right. - Okay. Bye!
- Shut up! Leave me alone! - I think you're stupid too!
I love you too, Daniel McMahon.
we should be doing something more than kissing.
And nobody's going to tell me how to do it, not even you, Radley. No!
Hello, duckies.
- Hi, Carla. - Hey, Carla. - She... She's my girlfriend.
Oh, Carla.
forever and forever and forever.
- We do. - We do.
- He has two jobs, Mom. - What kind of jobs does he have, Carla?
- Baby, I'm yours - Hi.
Yes, they're okay.
- Leave me alone! - Carla. Carla.
I shouldn't have come with you, Daniel...
Winnie!
And then... And then on Mondays, um, uh, I get... I get to clean out the tubas.
- Let's go, Charles. - We'll be out of here in a minute, Dr Tate.
When you reach a certain age and you're not talking to your children...
What's that you say Mrs Robinson
Yes, all right. All right. Make a...
Uh-uh, Carla. Oh, Carla, dear.
- Carla! - Woof!
- I have to go to the dance. - Well...
who are better equipped to handle Carla.
- You do? - Yeah.
Here. You can sit here right there...
for a really long time.
Nobody lives there but me, and I move there in two weeks!
- It's very high. - Commuter service to Sausalito, Marin City...
Danny. Well, Danny's kind of cute.
Yes, sir, you picked a very nice bottle. Green.
Carla, we're all just a little bit too tired for such an important conversation.
Some other time. Anything else would make you happy? Come on.
Don't worry, 'cause I've been house-trained.
I don't know how the world keeps on spinnin' 'round
Yeah, you look r-really pretty.
Okay. Anyone else for a free make-over demonstration?
...and sometimes played at funerals.
- I'll put his bike away. - This earring is driving me crazy.
Oh, sort of, I did it.
- Yes, it does! - No, it doesn't.
- And she also told us about penis... - Okay, we've got it.
Oh. Ohh, hello, Carla.
And then the other one is, he's a music... works in the music department at the university.
- Trick or treat! - My dad gives these instead of candy.
From a, a bake sale in my mother... Pucky Ryan's... garden.
Her... Her- Her na... Her name is Carla Tate...
Right? You're ready to go home now.
Um, but I like to call him Danny.
Loving you is all I know
- I don't know where Charles is. Is she okay? - Where is he?
Well, let me take your coat, dear. All right?