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- You're really strong, Rachel. - Yeah, Danny, thanks.
I've never been naked in front of anyone before.
And I want you to select a few paintings that we can discuss later. All right?
- We're gonna check on the limo. - All right.
I don't have to call my father.
- Dignity. - Dignity.
- Oh, that was so good. - And many more - I have to make a wish.
with the purposes for which it was instituted by God.
A public vocational school? Is that what you're talking about?
- And, Carla, come on. - That's a very nice shirt, Mom.
Yes, it is.
Unhappy together
- Mom? - Yes?
She broke her shoe. I can't take her anywhere.
- Mm-hmm. That is so chic. - Very.
W- Watch. Watch this. Watch this.
because there's this special exhibition...
and there was a... there was a lot of, um, hugging...
That's fine enough. Here's your receipt. You're registered.
Walk right out
You just missed marching band rehearsal, and right now we're working with the Dixieland band.
You are beautiful.
And this is my child's life. Carla's not ready for an apartment.
Now, why don't you just relax? You did great, okay?
I got it from my sister's closet.
But could I have a pet too?
- Do, do-do-do, do-do do-do, do-do-do-do, do - O-Okay. Okay, bye! I'll see you later.
- Oh, that looks good. - Looks good.
Okay. Okay.
'Cause I love sailing with you. The girls, they never really liked sailing much.
because you learned the easy stuff first.
and Thanksgiving is coming up soon...
and do some other stuff, you know.
She's teaching you a lot of variety there.
- Who's that? - Uh... Oh, well, um...
The only thing I like is this dress.
Please be careful with me
That call was important...
Hi, Daniel.
But to reverently and deliberately in accordance...
Yeah.
Oh, definitely. Definitely.
- A song - Ready, front! - Bye, pumpkin!
I want you to meet my husband.
So, d-do you want to do it now?
But we have hundreds of guests and family who are attending...
- What? What did you say? - Nothing.
- And knowing that... - I'm sorry. Would you wait one second?
I never... I don't care!
That's a very good trick!
You can dance with your cousin Theodore. I'm sure he would love to dance with you.
- Happy Halloween. - Hi.
And then the dip thing!
Meet you out front in the lobby.
If it... If it was empty, I could... I could sit next to you.
I hated the dumb hats and these dumb shoes...
And page 84...
- Four ounces? - Yeah.
I know what being gay is, okay?
Don't do this. Don't do that. Just keep it calm down there. That's right.
- Knowin'that I get inside our love - All aboard!
- All right. - Let's do move on, all right? - Excellent. All right.
- Potatoes. - Good.
Actually, Carla and I, we're gonna... we're gonna do our own vows.
- Why? - Because from far away...
- 'Cause I want to live - Like animals
Heather flew in from New York, and Caroline came from school.
Is that the one where, uh, he's in a dress, or is that the one with the camels?
What is...
because... 'cause... 'cause I only make 350 dollars a month...
All right. Okay. Heather! Hang up!
What What makes the rivers flow
I'll do that. And I'll leave you all alone so you can do your homework.
Thank you for helping me the other day with re... with registration.
Good! That's good. All right, now curl your fingers. Don't get your fingers in.
His father Orson built this club.
- Thanks, Dad. - Love you.
Do not speak to me that way in front of the children.
Honestly, I just want to quit.
and... and my... and my rent's 500 dollars a month.
and you'll see, I'm sure that you will grow to like them very much.
So, um, I don't know if you're interested or not...
- That's a hand-carved Indian relic. - I'm sorry.
They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn...
Go along. It's all right. Have a good time, all right?
Just... Oh! Wh... Are you all right?
This is just a harmless flirtation, a crush.
- Merry Christmas. - It still is.
Do, do-do-do, do-do do-do, do-do-do-do, do
I don't wanna be apart ever again, Daniel.
- She's packing now. - Go on through, wolf eyes.
like some of the kids at school do.
Without your touch, oh
and your big, ugly centrepieces.
Mom!
And Mom... Boy, she's just so excited.
That it's impossible
- You think that's gonna be enough for them? - It's enough for me.
Well, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take the next customer then, so if you could just move aside.
- Is that okay with you? - But, Mom...
I don't want to do it right now.
And don't worry!
There's a truth in your eyes
That's the first time...
I mean, we gotta have fun. This is my last night single.
But I had to. I had no other choice.
and I don't think I could do it myself.
L... Daniel.
- You go, Carla. - Okay. Now it's my turn.
Holy infant so tender and mild
But Daniel never asked for the money.
We're not responsible for lost items...
And here's our song.
- No, no. Actually, it's, uh, Caroline is engaged. - Oh!
Does this bus go to La Pine Street?
- Nothing. - Nothing?
Hi, little puppy! Hello, puppy.
- Yea! Yeah! Do more, Heather. - No.
Oh! Up and down, and not across.
- The middle child's wedding. I am the middle child. - Caroline. - Honey. Caroline, honey.
is okay.
- Please, this is not funny. - At the wedding.
Did you ever?
But... But, Daniel...
- I know they are beautiful, Mary. - But don't you have a son?
All aboard!
No, but I-I have marching bands.
And I want her to... I w-w-want her to come along with me.
Specifically, she wants to attend this, uh, uh, Bay Area Polytech.
Love is in the air.
to be a college professor and earn four times the money?
- Mom. - What, honey?
- How much longer before we land? - We're ahead of schedule.
To do what I want
Wow. Daniel, you have a job?
Listen up, everybody. The Falcon Bar presents body shots at table number 4.
The wind in my hair
When they start to play a slow song, I think what might be best is...
You're welcome. Okay, bye.
Bring Tickles. Come on.