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w- would you mind j- j-just to sit down for ju...
Joltin'Joe has left and gone away
Bye, Mom!
Watch it.
- Oh, dear. - Well...
Can you please try to eat it with your fork, and that would be very... Carla.
- I'm gonna stay right here. - Okay.
Well, what on Earth is this happening?
Well, my baby keeps on walkin'
Carla! Wait!
I made that and put all the little marshmallows on top.
How the sun keeps shinin'
Carla, Carla.
They put gum in my hat again
Okay, good night, Mom.
This is a Tate family wedding. I'm very proud of that.
- Dr Johnson. - Carla's ready to go.
Well, yes. Is that okay?
I can't tell you why
- Fund-raising device known to man... - Hello, puppy.
She said it was downstairs.
No.
Excuse me. The soup kitchen is around in the parish hall.
Oh, I'll shut up. I promise. Radley, I'm gonna shut my mouth.
Uh, th-the driver just throws you off.
- Come on! - I cannot believe it. You're still doing the look.
4:30 bus to Las Vegas is now departing.
- Woof! Woof! - Carla.
- Now, Mrs Tate, it's a little small. Kitchen. - No, this is out of the question.
- They're from college. - Yeah.
Some to be happy, some to forget, some to be brave.
- Uh, I don't think you need... - I know that you don't like Daniel now...
- And everything. - All right, maybe we will. Maybe I could do that.
- I want to live - Like animals
Now, this is the new you.
Heather!
Don't spend it all on the first date, all right?
- Uh, did my dad send a cheque... - Oh, yeah, yeah. - For, for my allowance?
God bless you, please Mrs Robinson
- Thanks. Say hello to Carla. - We missed you, Carla.
and that they'll try to coitus us.
- My lonely days - Eyes right!
- I'll see if I can find one in coach. - I would appreciate that.
Sir, it's 110 proof. It'll make you very brave.
- And vulva. - Shh. Carla. Just a little less loud, okay?
- Well, that can happen to anyone, honey. - "What if?" - No, but not with Carla.
It's not that I don't like Danny. It has nothing to do with whether I like Danny or not!
Happy birthday to you
Come on, 'cause... 'cause we can do it in the... in the bedroom, if you want.
I did it, Daniel!
They... They did it when she was young. L...
so that my parents get off my back.
Okay. Cousin Anne's very happy. Let's move on.
And then you don't talk about it ever again in your whole life.
Top funny Funny
Any old time
- My eyes are not closed, Mother! - Please, Carla.
- Why? - To live with my mom.
Ready?
- Oh, dear. I got a little bit of lipstick on you. - I'll be okay.
- I'd like to sing a song for her. - That's not what he was saying... - It's okay. It's all right. It's all right.
- I'm s... I'm sorry. - Why did you tell everybody our love secrets?
But this might be the very last time I attend a family function without Michelle.
This is them asking, not me. Is she reliable?
- I'm sorry. - Here we are.
I'm gonna love you
Oh, I know what you guys are gonna do tonight.
Hi. My name's Daniel McMahon.
- How are you? - Oh, Victoria, you look so lovely. - Thank you.
In so many words. Yeah. Do you want to read the police report?
A- A-A-And she... she does not have hat hair.
Me too.
- Uh, me? You? Us? What? - Well, no, dear, not us.
Radley, I'm gonna make it up to that girl.
She's home!
I think... I think I wanna... I think I wanna be brave, Ernie.
- Do you have a head? You know, a head. - Sorry.
Hi. You look like you need a ride. Come on. Dad says it's okay.
Alone? You live all by yourself alone, Danny?
- That's good. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'll second that. - Come on, you guys! This is fun.
- Uh, he's a retard. - Oh, and that's supposed to be my problem?
So, Radley...
- I love children. - She's a good teacher. - I just get mad at adults.
- prosperity... - Radley, what is going on? - Someone's throwing...
And if I said it was love at first sight, that would be disingenuous.
- Baby, I'm yours - Baby, I'm yours
- Careless and free - Like animals
I honour you in the name of God.
- But it's free over there. - Thank you.
- I love you. - You're silly.
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
I just want you to know that I don't understand any of this, not for one second.
- Really? - I bake cookies at Emil's Bakery.
- I don't know any Ernie. - Good.
Well, no. I hadn't thought of it.
they... boys can try to take advantage...
Like nobody's loved me
- I'd just like to say that the only reason I'm even here... - Oh, Heather. - Huh?
What did they do after they kissed?
Um, a-a-and I can eat all I want.
I did... I didn't...
Well, I feel like I'm the mother of a dedicated underachiever, a gay workaholic...
- Hi. You look really pretty. - Thank you.
- But, Mom... - Oh, dear.
I got my own apartment, my very own apartment.
You know, I thought our worst problem was gonna be parking.
and it... and it just... it just doesn't have that Thanksgiving feeling.
- It's Swan Lake. - Yeah.