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Shut up fry I know it
Stop!
Nobody has to kill him after all.
At least his butt is.
In fact, he's about to talk to you right now.
Hey, Bender, you better check your ass.
An alien saucer has been detected en route to Earth.
_
What have you been feeding him?
But that's really hard.
Whoa!
I'm gonna call you "T."
Well, let's work up to that one.
I'll let you invade the easiest planet in the whole galaxy.
So, sire, how may I please you?
Not until you blow something up.
You're a genius Putin, you get things done. I wish America liked dictators too!
We'll need scientific samples.
See you!
I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
_
while I'm not missing anything good on TV.
I could, but he'd only live another 80 years at most.
Oh, wait, there's still some beer left.
He looks kind of sick.
Yes?
I used to love that.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, what a cute little...
Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader.
Ah, Fry!
The men have been hurt too often.
It's time I made a man out of you.
...oooo...!
Well, what sort of stealth technology do we have?