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I was making the wrong moves, and you were too gutless to tell me. Isn't that right?
Simplify, man!
Oh, don't pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa.
[Groans]
Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?
You haven't seen the best part.
Oh, my, no. I'm Monty Burns.
Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
Oh! You haven't changed at all!
- Only the stupid ones. - I could still use more paper.
Simplify man
Uh, which do you think is more important? Hard work or stick-to-itiveness?
- Those, uh, store guys signed the commitment papers. - But I'm shopping.
[Sobbing]
See?
- A-And your house, sir. - But... what will I do?
I normally don't laugh at other people's misfortunes...
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Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck geek?
and sink the rest into that up-and-coming Baltimore opera hat company.
[Man On TV] And now the thrilling conclusion of Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy.
- Go on. Get out of here. - [Squawking]
I'm so proud of you, Mr. Burns. You're getting your fortune back...
Oh, you did the right thing, sweetheart.
and you're doing it without endangering the planet...
You're still evil And when you're trying to be good, you're even more evil.
- how's life in the gutter? - You again?
- Ooh. - Oh, don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.
- Marge! - Well, I'm sorry!
Hmm. Cer-