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You're still evil And when you're trying to be good, you're even more evil.
and you're doing it without endangering the planet...
- how's life in the gutter? - You again?
I was making the wrong moves, and you were too gutless to tell me. Isn't that right?
- Go on. Get out of here. - [Squawking]
Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck geek?
Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
Uh, which do you think is more important? Hard work or stick-to-itiveness?
Oh, my, no. I'm Monty Burns.
See?
Oh, you did the right thing, sweetheart.
BOB HELP HELP 127 MR KRABS HELP HELP
- Marge! - Well, I'm sorry!
- A-And your house, sir. - But... what will I do?
Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?
Simplify, man!
and sink the rest into that up-and-coming Baltimore opera hat company.
[Sobbing]
You haven't seen the best part.
[Groans]
Oh! You haven't changed at all!
- Ooh. - Oh, don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.
Oh, don't pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa.
- Those, uh, store guys signed the commitment papers. - But I'm shopping.
Simplify man
[Man On TV] And now the thrilling conclusion of Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy.
- Only the stupid ones. - I could still use more paper.
I'm so proud of you, Mr. Burns. You're getting your fortune back...
Hmm. Cer-
I normally don't laugh at other people's misfortunes...
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