Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In football, you get a penalty,
starring George Carlin
By just answering this phone call,
"Hey, uh, your wastebasket is in the garbage here!"
we have Him watching us drive.
which is what He should be doing,
Is this a French film I'm living in, people?
Thank you.
- Cranky! - NO!
You can't do it. People keep bringing it back to you, man.
but I'll describe him for 'ya!"
The CIA immediately denied reports that
I think His work shows that.
Triopenin is gentle,
You do have a left arm and it looks perfectly normal to me.
I've got team captain Debbie here would like to
"Here I come to save the day!"
Cause we are really cute.
a radically new concept in family insurance coverage.
- Where they've the lights in the sky? - Yeah.
And now,
I've had, uh...
You at home and everybody here.
He worked six days, then He took Sunday off.
Your pain is my pain, m'dear.
Nope! It's gone, see? Shark bit it off! Nothing there!
Mrs. Kromer, say, a criminal entered your kitchen
DIED!!
Repeat after me.
we offer a total security protection plan for your family and home.
I think God may not be perfect.
the country of Israel and the state of Georgia
from the rotting forest to the stagnant mud flats...
Things work out well.
where number 38 in a series of grizzly and bizarre murders
semi Supreme being.
yuiuy
has occurred just over an hour ago.
have agreed to change places.
and finally the highly acclaimed twinblade cartridge.
Repeat! This is a simulated assault and burglery!
I'm going to ask you a question now.
Medical, your grossness.
Blade number two
His name is Harvey, Harvey Morgomaster.
Did you know that the recent glut of late night TV ads
You don't think you know how unsafe your family really is.
took place today in Detroit,
I don't even know what I'm talking about,
Now, please, Ms. Davis.
What is a knowledge graph ? It is like Jumbo shrimp -- the words don't go together Man
But you know, football wants to be the No. 1 sport,
It's like Military Intelligence, the words don't go together, man.
Jamitol.
Ah, there you are.
Mister Trouble never hangs around
it has the chance to snap back and injure you,
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
"Let's take their land away from them!
George Carlin!
I can't help it.
but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter.
If I had it, yeah.