Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I'll be hosting the NBC Saturday Night show next week.
We want the blue food!
No, Mr. Gresner, that's your sleeve.
It's a drone! It's a drone!
Football is rigidly timed,
Have you ever tried to throw away an old wastebasket?
What are you doing?
and welcome to "Victims of Shark Bite."
President Ford bumped his head 3 times getting into his helicopter.
That's why I travel with Flintstone vitamins!
that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating
- Daddy! Daddy! - Hey, pal!
Football is played in a stadium,
the bird was stepped on and crushed to death this afternoon
Or the man who can eat a thousand eggs.
Where is the blue food?
Oh, no. Of course not.
Turquiose and white are a very good combination.
it had deliberately lowered the top of the doorway.
and now we return to "Bee Hospital."
That's what all the big ones, all the big religions said,
"Hey! Watch THIS, Jesus! Left turn!"
You have a lovely home,
- No, I'm from L.A. - Ah! Who's your date?
Have I done these jokes before tonight?
my summer home in Mattatuck, Long Island.
Janis Ian, Billy Preston,
Excuse me, ma'am.
And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.
I said, especially in my condition.
Why not call your local independent insurance agent today,
No wonder we can't get anything together,
Cause I am Ploobis!
One humourous note,
Football is technological,
Oh, and people,
calling for special relief.
Hello? Hi!
"Which one?"
More than twice the iron and
this progressive state has decided to
per household, plus state... All right, all right, sir.
in Leeber City, Arizona.
Is your family completely covered?
And I would not be sensible and sane
God's will!"
Guys found it and smoked them, anyway!
Let go of it, would you?
And, you, Mr. Kromer, have the perfect right
I want to talk you, Mrs. Kromer. My briefcase please, Harvey.
Okay.
I could take over a plane with a piece of looseleaf paper, right?
Congratulations! It's a drone!
"Let's get this guy, God! That's the 4th kid He's killed this week!"
It's already Sunday, and it's God's day OFF!!
I saw that movie where that guy had his leg bit off...
...of badgers. - ...of badjurs
Now since this evidence is so extremely important,
cuts cleanly through the whisker at its base,
eveniee.
where Union President Fitzsimmons was reported to have said that
Then when you remember who it was, you have to call back,
Dress shields, dress shields, girls.
Albert Brooks, the Muppets,
And we do go for that, don't we? We kinda buy that.
Scred!
Football's kinda nice,
there's always one weird piece of bacon.
Inflamed tissues can cause local swelling,
Thanks for watching and good-bye for now.