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Good, good.
okay? 'Cause I love that movie, and...
Yeah, well, maybe we will. Just not this weekend.
Who knows?
It's more professional.
Look, man, Kelly is cool, she's fun,
Amy called him a clown.
All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Like you were alive during the '90s.
That was just a negotiation tactic with Glenn.
You do?
Right, Amy?
while I write another one.
And if someone told my daughter not to listen to me,
No, I'm not.
it could be super hurtful, but it's not me.
Yeah, sorry.
Wait...
We're not sleeping together.
Ironically, the content of everything
if you've never seen one first-hand.
for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
And I mean,
I don't mind, though.
you dumb son of a bitch.
Look at the human eye.
Is it possible that the figure was floating
It's the third time you've made that joke.
No, no, jealous? No.
Oh, um...
Onion bagel.
It should be fine. It was the first one on Google.
Mm-hmm.
Um, we would sue you for every penny that you're worth.
They didn't go extinct.
Just 'cause you're my mom doesn't mean that
It's like wings and halos and harps.
What?
Who would want to use Sandra?
I think he's a loser.
It's too complicated.
[bleep]?
You don't even like each other.
Clown. I mean, "clown"