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That was just foreplay, all right?
Okay, I'm gonna go hide it so nobody else
as if to say, "You're safe now."
And I gotta get some stuff for the party.
Isn't that right, Sandra?
Yes, I am.
And believe me, I am only doing it for the money.
with antlers nailed to its head.
Well, I had the option of taking them orally.
What? Huh? No, we didn't talk about that.
I used to think kangaroos were real.
you both mutually agreed to this surrogacy, so...
She never listens to what I want.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay, I'm sold.
Yeah, maybe.
- with Marcus in a few minutes. - What?
I just agree with her on this stuff.
We had a reindeer in the store on Christmas.
She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals.
No, I believe in evolution.
of the raccoon from "Guardians of the Galaxy,"
Sorry.
of the journey that we're going on together.
she was gonna say those things.
Okay, I ran out of space again.
Yeah, well, that makes sense.
and you were super mean about Bo.
It just sucks that you have to get so many shots.
Yeah, of course, totally.
I don't think so.
That wasn't a comment on your religion.
I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent.
Well, I didn't ask about harps, but I assume...
I love the past.
or, I don't know, a monkey, maybe both.
Hard to say.
Sorry about that, dawg. Yes, we are back on.
Zero?
- Mm-hmm. - If you were to fail to honor