Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, you have. My baby pictures.

But I'm sorry, and it was nothing personal.

Hey, I wanted to talk to you about my waiting room ideas

Beauty gives you power,

When my dogs are upset, I rub their bellies.

What are you doing?

a lightning bolt went through me and I saw my future.

Now, salsa is just, "you want me."

Like you might barge in on Julio iglesias in the bathroom?

Man, I'm glad I'm a guy, so I don't have to think about sexism.

I have to use water to get ready.

You said, "do you want one?" I said, "yes."

Oh, that kinda man. Got it.

You wanna see real sexism?

I didn't even think about negotiating.

That they don't even realize.

Lawyers would love to wear sweatpants,

I like that, yeah.

I've let it go, but now I'm saying something professional...

You think I'm sexist? That's crazy.

that comemierda Scott makes more than I do,

Actually, it sounds like the patients won't get the same amount of time

I quit my job because I found out

You know, all the nicknames and the fist bumps...

Your accent is still... no good.

You got a 22-year-old white boy from south Carolina

That happened only once, okay? And it was kind of an accident.

Turns out, I've been wearing the wrong bra size.

Five bucks more an hour.

But maybe you didn't hear, because you were on your phone like now.

I was newly separated. I really needed a job.

I think it's my hot Cuban blood!

and I'm left to pick up the slack, because moms are special?

You know, it's bad enough that you take 40-minute showers.

Dogs are not children, Lori!

Oh, no, they would be so upset.