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It doesn't matter, Amor. No one will ever know.
Mom...
It's setting.
without being interrupted by Scott, the freakin' bobo.
I wish you would've said that in Spanish, so I didn't understand it.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Move those hips. Feel the music!
Wow, you broke Schneider.
Make sure that they do a good job on my face for the funeral
- Done! Please? - Okay.
Wonderful news.
No!
It's when a man explains something to a woman...
That's what I was afraid of.
with Dr. b that they've come to expect.
He threw it in the wrong bin and I deflected it...
So...
No armor.
Show me something.
Yo Voy a matar este hombre.
This is a good thing.
Oh, so you quit because of principles.
And it's easy to get burned out? I get it.
When inside, I was thinking...
You know, like today, I barely got a word in
- Go on. - Really?
and if I had to diagnose what's happening, you're jealous because I'm killing it.
Just, if you get hit with a hamburger today, it's gonna stick.
Ugh, I get it, we're Cuban!
Uh-oh! I dropped my pen.
Elena can be in the Christmas card this year.
Good to know.
Okay, I'm dizzy.
What if I give you a raise, and you make the same amount as Scott?
I think you look beautiful.
You know, you use makeup like armor because it makes you comfortable.
Eh, you probably won't.
because people were staring at me
I'm sorry, Lori. Your dogs are lovely.
and I'm gonna make it rain informative data.
- Are you wearing a little mascara? - No!
you mansplaining, microaggressive, bobo cabrón!
But I always make it up, and it is just as valid
I am not trying to turn this into an argument,
And then you do whatever the hell you want.
and I will never bother you about that again.
but really, you are the boss.
What's up?
and all these boys were talking to me, which is the last thing I want.
You are not at war.