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Which of his many crimes did they arrest him for?
-Should you be driving? -Probably not.
"At our core, the search for true love is driven by:
-Let's do this right. -What's that?
-No, it's nothing really. -Spill it.
-Sit in the dark and not talk? -Play cards. Dominoes.
A black guy, brown fedora, leather jacket.
Or are you just worried that my love for Audra is like a red, red rose?
Yeah, she does that.
If you want my help, answer the fucking question.
Holding Adelita's hair while she pukes.
Andy, me, 89.
-Whoa, who's that? -This is Adelita.
-I need help. -I'm hanging up now.
Do you have a plan?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
I get five feet in the door and shit's already falling apart.