A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

But Skipper found some on the way, and we didn't have to bother nobody.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Hold on there, Mr. Manley.

Here they go.

Come on, Skipper, let's swing through the tree!

I can promise you he won't.

Stew?

I got her and Skipper out looking for stuff to put in this here.

Really?

I sure would, and Elmer would, too.

Now, first off, I'm going to learn you how to shoot a gun, and Ellie here is going to learn you how to fight.

That ain't all.

There's someone here to see you.

Don't hardly look it, Jethro.

I call him my double-double.

A few more might help, Ellie.

Wait till he stands up.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

I want to ask him if I can borrow his pretty car to drive around the block a couple times.

The rascals must have jumped first whilst we were out.

Well, Mr. Manley, can I have a word with you, please?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Shhh!

How's it taste, Uncle Jed?

He sure is a rip-snortin' fighter, Old Quirt.