A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Please, will you go get Granny?

He does?

Especially with me going 30 miles an hour.

Don't think you can fool me.

You're a good boy.

No, no, Jed.

I see you got some fiddles.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

That's my double.

Here.

Lovely, Ellie Mae.

How come she ain't in here doing this cooking?

We'll have to find it, but I ain't no court manly.

Ellie May is the wildest young'un that ever come down from the hills.

That's a fact.

He does my riding, shooting, fighting, falling off cliffs and things like that.

I'll autograph a couple of pictures for you before I go.

Watches who?

Pa, Skipper found some onions.

I'll tell you where they're headed, Quirt.

Handles a gun a heap better, too.

Younger, he says.

It just doesn't seem right, us doing women's work, while Granny sits in front of that TV set all day.

Old Quirt chased him clean out of town.