A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Ain't got the time, ma'am.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Make up poems for girls like you.

You asked the Drysdale's, could you buy her some onion?

Well, Mr. Manley, can I have a word with you, please?

I don't believe it.

Granny, Mr. Clampett, Quirt Manley just turned into your driveway.

He's right smart of a man, all right.

Hey!

Sure!

Stop joking, Ellie Mae.

He can stand on our front porch and light a match clean out by the front gate with a six-shooter.

I can promise you he won't.

I got a cat that swims, too, and a rooster that plays dead, a dog that climbs trees, and a turkey that shakes hands.

You're a good boy.

In addition, raccoons act natural and don't put on airs as do skunks and old turnips.

Quirt Manley.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

Watches who?

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Told the fella down at the store about Granny watching TV all day instead of cooking, so he sold me these TV fiddles, all packaged up and ready to eat.

That stew ain't got too much going for it.

Because a man like Manly wants a woman that's womanly now.

Go on, Skipper, give them to Pa.

That is, the little ones.