A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Fine figure of a man.

They say I have a sincere face.

Look out, Quirt!

Is he gonna tackle that whole saloon full of bad men all by himself?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Jethro.

I got her and Skipper out looking for stuff to put in this here.

Better?

How come you ain't riding silver triggers?

That's it, you dirty cowards!

I'm sure Mr. Dorisdale could arrange it.

She did, and it was a mess, I'll tell you.

Never forget the time she made that gooseberry pie.

Granny says he can drop seven, eight wrestlers in one shot.

I like the raccoon because he is so filled with goodness and generosity.

He puts me plumb to shame.

Now, when Quirt Manley gets here, we got something else to offer him besides that pitiful stew.

Is Quirt Manley coming here?

I have another double who does the deep voice for me.

So am I, but this stew ain't nearly ready yet.

We're able to find 30 or 40 rustlers laying out front.

I'll go fetch her down if you can keep Mr. Manley from leaving.

He's got a couple six-shooters that shoot all day without reloading.

Now, I want you to get the truck around back so that when he rides up here, his horse won't shy at it.

I've seen you on television.

Miss Jane, will you stay and have middles with us, such as he is?