A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

I don't want no more arguments from you.

You can say that again.

Don't he have no sweetheart like Hoot Gibson always had?

Miss Jane, will you stay and have middles with us, such as he is?

Shhh!

I guess I must have been a terrible disappointment to her.

She's the one who watches him.

Is he gonna tackle that whole saloon full of bad men all by himself?

In addition, raccoons act natural and don't put on airs as do skunks and old turnips.

Is that what you spoke, Mr. Manley?

We's playing ace, look here!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Jethro.

Did you notice that that rhymes?

Would you like her to take over right now and prepare you a delicious meal?

Pitiful.

Why, he's the biggest, the bravest, the fightinest, the strongest, the hard ridinest, and the straight shootinest man alive.

Can you tell me where I can find Mr. Quirt Manley?

Drop them in the pot, Jethro.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

Onions?

Even with 30 or 40 bullets in him, he's more than a match for... Shh!

Oh, please, Elly May.

How come you ain't riding silver triggers?

Don't shoot, Quirt.

Really?