A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Never forget the time she made that gooseberry pie.

Oh, I know you don't drink, but it won't hurt you to fall off the wagon just once.

He's gonna whip out them guns and bam, bam, bam, light them three matches stuck in the ground down there this side of the wall.

You mean she put it together?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Where abouts would a fella go to find old Quirt?

I know what you're going to say, Mr. Clampett, and I don't blame you for wanting to shoot me.

I'm afraid of guns,

My goodness, I just love animals like these.

Told the fella down at the store about Granny watching TV all day instead of cooking, so he sold me these TV fiddles, all packaged up and ready to eat.

That's my real name, you see.

Kid, there's only one man like him.

I reckon he can tame one wild girl.

Here.

He sure is a rip-snortin' fighter, Old Quirt.

I know, but I don't stand much chance with her.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Whoo-hoo!

Are you people puttin' me on?

Please don't go, Quirt.

Granny says he can drop seven, eight wrestlers in one shot.

Don't think you can fool me.

Come on, Skipper, let's swing through the tree!

Them wrestlers are sneaking up behind you, fixing to shoot you in the back.

No.