A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

He does my riding, shooting, fighting, falling off cliffs and things like that.

Set a spell, take your shoes off.

Hey, do you think he'd tear me to pieces if I borrowed his hat, too?

Oh, you're done for now, Quirt.

Come on out.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

I don't want no more arguments from you.

Oh, he's a heap more of a man.

Now go the back way and get your father.

Don't hardly look it, Jethro.

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon, you dirty yellow coward!

But Ellie's right fond of him.

Did them dirty rustlers get him?

There's a whole big patch of them.

As soon as they show granny what a lady's man little court is You see who he's all crazy about he's a real star I

That's fine.

I got a sore throat.

You see, Granny, some heroes is fighters and some heroes is lovers, and I reckon that little cowboy is a lover.

That's right.

That's Quirt all right.

Then he rides off into the sunset.

Pitiful.

We ain't rustlers.

Ain't got the time, ma'am.

Yes, sir.