A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Here they go.

Ellie, no, please, be careful!

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon, you dirty yellow coward!

Ain't got the time, ma'am.

You betcha.

Kid, there's only one man like him.

Oh, they got you, didn't they?

Well, thank you, ma'am.

You can say that again.

Mr. Plattman, Ellie Mae is swinging through the trees with Skipper and refuses to come down.

Well, look how he gives us his skin for use on our garments and other apparel.

Yeah, bro, I just don't believe Ellie was cut out for fixing bittles.

My darling Quirt.

Dump them in.

I'm only on the show because my father's the sponsor.

A few more might help, Ellie.

Pa, Skipper found some onions.

That ain't all.

Will you do it?

Jed tells me you're pretty good with them six-shooters.

Now, first off, I'm going to learn you how to shoot a gun, and Ellie here is going to learn you how to fight.

Well, you ain't even drawed your guns, you little faker, you!

Off into the sunset, I reckon.

Well, you'll have to ask Granny.

At least wise he'd have a fighting chance.