A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Ain't got the time, ma'am.

I told Quirk where to look.

What about them two gunshots?

There's a whole big patch of them.

Hi, Ellie Mae.

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon.

Now, when Quirt Manley gets here, we got something else to offer him besides that pitiful stew.

All you gotta do is go in there and make a big fuss over him and take on about how cute he is.

See, Jed, I told you he didn't need no help.

Lovely, Ellie Mae.

Jethro, what are you putting in there?

Oh, ain't nothing like that at all.

Well, I gotta admit, that's pretty good.

Never forget the time she made that gooseberry pie.

I'm sure Mr. Dorisdale could arrange it.

Come on, let's go pull up some more onions.

You see, Granny, some heroes is fighters and some heroes is lovers, and I reckon that little cowboy is a lover.

He reminds me of Furt Mandel.

Pitiful.

He does my riding, shooting, fighting, falling off cliffs and things like that.

But we know how to shoot.

Somebody back here?

Here.

You and me are gonna have to jug together.

Hey, they ought to go dandy in here.