Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come down, everyone's here.
Chip and I broke up.
It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head.
I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
Who wants to get a Christmas tree?
No, no, no. I am the king of bad Thanksgivings.
0W!
Yeah, just leave me alone for a little while.
No, no, no. I can go really fast. Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche.
You're right, yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
- What? - This isn't your toe.
Yeah, yeah. And you were gonna give him, you know...
Huh. I don't know what to pick.
Oh, gosh. Listen, if you and Chip do it tonight...
- What do you mean? - Well, like, anything can be sexy.
If you want, I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
And, uh, she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team.
What? I mean, I didn't work this hard and lose all this weight...
- "Emotional Knapsack"? Right on. - Right on.
Damn it.
I'm so sorry. I really am. But, come on, I was an idiot back then.
Step. How did it get on?
Yeah, I feel great, and yeah, my heart’s not in trouble anymore
And if I get a little hot, I can just dab myself with it.
Please, can I get some more bandages in here?
Oh, which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs.
Oh. This is Monica.
Wow, see, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.