Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're gonna win this thing. It's not a competition.

"Eat the sandwich and forget about her."

and I thought that I was FaceTiming with my grandmother.

of free falling objects in a--

- He's not even trying. - Sounds like you're stuck in that drawer.

Us looking like idiots.

That's it! I'm out!

because I feel jealous that you look so good in it. (nervous chuckle) Well--

I climbed in his lap, and I hugged him so hard.

I am not killing myself.

- Mitchell, you want to weigh in here? -(groans)

(Mitchell wails)

(cell phone buzzing) Nothing is off-limits.

Mommy? Where are you?

Oh, me likey that idea. We are not cut out for this.

No! Break up with them. Oh, God. (scoffs)

I hooked up with Andy. What?

I'm even wearing embarrassing underwear just in case.

(chuckles) You're right.

(high-pitched) Let's just leave it at "bam."

You know what? I deserve it.

to resist opening your emotional junk drawer.

DEBRA: Very good. (applauds) Very good.

I'm telling you, the woman is a genius.

When do we get to talk about the dumb things that our husbands do?