Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We paid good money for this. No, it was only $84.

I have tried everything.

I keep giving money to different charities.

T-E-N-T-S and T-E--

- I have to hang up on this booty call. - Wait, what?

- And how are you two doing here? - Very good, very healthy.

Gloria, thank you. I'm glad you said that.

No, you're not gonna talk me into it.

The only time that I ever went to a seminar

That's not my game.

This guy walks into his shrink's office and he says, "Doc, what's wrong with me?

How about you? Did you do it?

Oh, really? Or was I the only white member of Ha Ha Black Sheep?

let's put those new skills to use. Thank you.

thought she was bidding on a home organizer.

No, no, for the buyer.

I don't even know what to feel right now.

and all Gloria ever does is yell at my dad.

Wouldn't you know it, a few days later--

You know what? Maybe you'd be happier if you played with my pogo stick once in a while.

Supposed to be a rock star. You should do a guitar or something.

Sounds like you're stuck in that metaphor.

I hear you, Mitchell, and I will try to smirk when you're not looking.

(British accent) a major rocker.

- You think I'm too loud? - (together) Shh!