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[music]
If it isn't legal you're going to help him make it legal.
- Well, I'm... I'm pretty easy to bribe.
Make no mistake, I love Montana,
- See you back at the ranch. - Thanks.
We are New York's novelty and California's toy.
[music]
I'm gonna go sit with my cowboy now.
You do know how to drive, don't you?
You are going to sacrifice your ambition.
This was never supposed to be me.
What's that?
* As the Cajuns on that back porch play zydeco *
* You and I will dance this night away *
- I don't want to fight with you--
Allow me the honor of introducing
For an hour, anyway.
- On the other side, now.
A big one.
And, uh, he's promised to represent all of Montana.
State your name.
- I didn't call you nuthin'.
- They're really bad, Kayce.
- Can I get one of those?
Scott McMullen, who is planning to speak at the podium.
The question we all have to answer,
You're going to kill all that and you're going to get strong.
- I, Rip Wheeler, take Beth Dutton
And don't be an idiot.
I'm gonna chop down every tree and dam every creek.
You look at me that way.
You see a coyote prowling our calves I want you to shoot it.
But I tell you what...
about feeding the poor.
- I'm just window shopping.
- I'll speak, then introduce you.
I want to watch that.
- Well, the open bar was my daughter's idea.
- Like what, like he wants to fuck me?
[band plays in distance]
- I robbed us of so much time together, because I was...
- What are you doing hiding up here?
- Not on your life.
Men are the weaker sex
You did put me through hell, though.
[cheering]
- To uphold the Constitution of the United States...
But deciding what I do is not one of your choices.
- Today, I guess.
- The big man.
That's what worries me.
to all goods sold for non-residents.
whose family moved here six years
Except this--
- Don't know. Back to the ranch, I guess.
- Yeah. Well, he's right here.
- When did his balls drop?
My only plan was to preserve my family's way of life
John: No.
- It's time, Daddy.
[music]
I will charge vehicle registration fees