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I'm not even sure it's legal.
We trade.
- I get the picture.
- John.
[cheering]
That doesn't have to make friends with his enemies
or do you wanna see these sons of bitches in prison
- But you're all mine now though, aren't you? Hm?
I'm too smart to date a cowboy.
- Hey Teeter, Jake's got dresses too
there's only one Governor.
Hey!
[whistles, whoops]
on a well-run campaign...
- This was a mistake.
- All right, I'm gonna wander.
- I ain't wearing no damn dress.
This is going to set the state back thirty years.
Let's go. Get your shit together.
So why isn't he smiling?
That was pretty slick.
Crowd: Four years start now! Four years start now!
- Nothing recently, but...
But in the meantime, you have a friend in Washington.
I fell in love with its mountains
- When's that getting started?
- Jesus Christ.
[music]
Jesus Christ, it's been a while.
- I've got dresses.
[cheering]
[cheering]
- Hell, while you're making em.
That way he's got something to share with me.
with 53 percent of the vote.
Hi.
He's doing it to get on the stage.
your weak, self-loathing heart.
- Okay, well... I drink a toast to you, sir.
What the hell you messing with me for?
[chattering]
Would you allow me the honor of introducing you
With you. With life. Everything's good.
Female News Anchor: This just in, CBS now projecting
i don’t think there will be an america in a hundred years
- This is a sort of a... blanket apology to
* Will I ever see your face *
to non-residents.
- It's gonna be hell to clean up tomorrow, I bet.
- Listen, if she's bucking that hard from the beginning,
But since you don't have any dresses
Short. Sweet. To the point.
- I got 'em.
The answer is actually pretty simple. [sniffs]
SHANE SMITH: What's up, everybody, we are Shane Smith and the Saints
[bird screeches]
The fact that you're sitting here,
- After your speech, I'm pouring you a double.
You know, when I moved to Montana nine years ago,
- Thank you, sir.
when none of us here tonight are here to see it.
- I have spoken John Dutton and I congratulated him
- Okay.
[phone rings]
- Are you going to run again in 2026?
* Na na, na na na na *
and order holds the flanks of a civilized society.
The ranch comes first. Do you understand me?
- The party ain't for us, Lloyd. We got calves on the ground.
You are going to sacrifice your fear,
to do the same and to hold him to account
John Dutton winning the race for Montana's governor