Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jack-ub. Jacob. Jacobin. (Laughs) - (Jacob chuckling)

♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

(In country accent) Well, dang, the rototiller's in the shop.

- Yeah. - We're just friends.

- That's a lubricant? - Yeah.

(Laughs) Right? I got to get going. I got marching band rehearsal.

Can't you understand that?

I don't understand why you have to do this, but I do understand that you have to do this.

is they cut ground up

Can you come a little closer?

What about vaginal dryness? Are you worried about that?

(In country accent) My Mom's pretty stupid. So... I'm stupid, too.

Now that I'm, I'm waking up to my life,

our vaginas stop producing their natural lubricants.

This is not your responsibility.

Grace was right. I was flirting.

(Whispering) OK.

You make it easy.

Ah! Oh, my neck.

before, during, and often after penetration?

Oh, boy. (Chuckling)

I've got an idea.

(Chuckles) Grace, meet my friend, Jacob.

Oh, that's ridiculous. I'm friends with lots of men.

- I'm making a lube for my roommate's... - (Grace) Car!

The good news is I'm more likely to have a crack whore for a parent than you.

- And you plan your route, OK? - OK.

Oh! Come on, man. My balls?

Matter of fact, I'm going to turn off all the lights in San Diego.

- (Sighs) Look, man... - What are you doing with my stuff?

Well, it's good of you to take a look.