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Thank you!
Mom, you know, I'm doing all of this, all of this, for you.
(Laughs)
- Toss 'em. - Bye-bye!
You both love dirt, ask him about that.
Yup.
Would you like some more wine?
- Hmm? - New workout routine?
This is all I've been able to think about.
And get your feet away from my fruit! No!
- Did you do it more than once? - (Sighs)
It's not a dildo, honey.
- And sex? - OK. I'm gonna go to Guy's.
But today, trying to get out of the parking lot at Trader Joe's,
- All right, all right. - Tell me everything. How was it?
You know, when you went away to college, I just...
No, because the lights'll be off.
So if she finds out about this, it could push her over the edge.
Ow! Oh, that's my nipple, Guy.
(Guy clears throat)
(Guy) Grace? Can I come in now?
Loretta's service ferret is in the hall again. God, I hate his little vest.
Oh, never mind.
You mean like my retriever used to do?
Damn. That's some good cheeba.
Oh, why am I asking you for advice?
OK, so, the keeper pile will be over here.
- Your biological mother. - OK.