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Me, who owns his own exterminating company,
turnips, everything.
LORRAINE: Ah, I think so.
no man could ever love you or take care of you
I miss you!
and now you gone crazy, telling me you want your freedom.
What do they call those guys?
What happened the last two nights on the cruise?
It makes me feel that I'm watching a Shirley Temple movie.
( quietly ): No, poverty.
Children?
to push you around.
Let's meet some men.
She suggested that I try a new job.
The captain.
Daddy?
( knock at door )
Okay, then, I'll call you Ronald.
But he does stay home.
( triumphant theme playing )
And last, but by no means least,
I hope that you're happy with, um...
Yeah, we think we've got problems.
but deep down inside, he wants to get married
Ahhh.
That's on the Promenade Deck. Cabin 348.
and I am going to give you an order.
I told you he'd show.
Hey, now, wait a minute, Ginny.
You knew all along?
Well, believe me, you can never find enough baskets.
who's gonna be your husband?
It spoils the relationship.
Ain't I just.
♪ The Love Boat ♪
You know how I hated the name Stacy Stubing?
Lord, I love a silver-tongued man.
Thank you.
( lively percussive theme playing )
It's not gonna be that way with Ronald.
( sighs )
( mellow theme playing )
Ronald, you're hopeless.
And you can leave the Shirley Temple routine outside.
Instead I became a captain of ships,
Against poverty. A... An unflinching battle
Uh-huh. No, I-I mean,
Oh, excuse me, please.
( horn blows )
I am mortified.
( sighs )
Who do you think you're talking...?
She could be my double. You just never...
Oh.
A what?
It comes with the package.
'Cause if I'm not,
Immense, mysterious, overpowering.
Ronald may not realize it yet,
no one would ever find out.
Not enough to get married.
Yeah, if you put 'em in some water,
And Puerto Vallarta has the best.
My crew?
Thank you. I almost forgot
I hate to say this, but I guess it's goodbye.
Captain, I couldn't find one important thing