Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How would you feel if your father and mother

Uh, I'm sorry I ruined your magazine.

Well, it's nice to hear your growl again.

I mean, he's the best thing that ever happened to me.

Ha, ha. I am the captain.

Hey, you took the best part.

I cannot hear you.

We can get a drink and go sit out on the deck...

Mr. Skaugstad, it's a pleasure to welcome you aboard.

when we go to your parents' house

Yeah. And when it hits the stand, he's...

Nine in the morning. I...

Captain Stubing is constantly...

Thank you very much, skipper.

I can walk, dumbo.

I really shouldn't be telling this, but...

Don't be like that!

♪ Da-da-da-da, da ♪

The USS Black Prince.

( all chatter indistinctly )

You're a great captain.

Funny, you don't seem to have a temperature.

I love you too!

So does he have a friend?

and you didn't even see it.

A girl changes her whole line of thinking and she says,

( knocking persists )

( upbeat theme playing )

Now, what do you want? Well, first I'd like

Well, sir, what happened was, um, this man...

I... I talked him into a cruise

Well, it's good public relations, wouldn't you say?

( soft theme playing )

wrong with your ship.

I'm gonna be married to a woman other men can only dream about.

I was married to that woman for 17 years.

( all applaud )

Good morning again, sir. Again.

What more could you possibly want?

I don't think I'm gonna be a real fun cabinmate.

I just got the answer.

I am a good doctor. Aren't I?

It's not a question of title, bozo.

Why, thank you.

( triumphant theme swells )

Well, um... Um...

DOC: She has the uncanny ability

You'll never find another man like me.

But I think I know the reason.

Oh, look, it was just, I found out you were right.