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I'm sorry.
this cruise would have been a disaster.
Yes, but no rug, just... Just the bare skin.
but I have to pass up dessert.
I want your name!
Adiós, muchacho.
( yelling indistinctly )
your musicians' payments and your convention procedures.
Uh, terrific.
I think you might be amused by our flaming cherries jubilee.
♪ Come aboard ♪
I love you! Don't leave me, woman!
But you are suffering from acute embarrassment,
You cannot talk to me like this.
Oh, it's all right.
May I help you?
Seeing me rolling over and playing dead.
Chitlins, spareribs, pork chops.
Sandy?
Mrs. Skaugstad's really getting to you.
I don't care. I can't let you go.
GINNY: Can you make it?
Oh.
Mrs. Skaugstad caught me when I
And it's coming out now.
( wacky theme playing )
but I am the captain of this ship,
Oh, I know I don't know how to dangle.
then you eat alone in your room.
Ronald, do you mean to tell me
Nope, I was just coming to get my car washed.
Oh, no, thank you. I... Ronald. Oh...!
I see my prescription worked.
You see that man over there?
All visitors ashore, please.
g sanity on this bitch g sanity on this bitch
MAN ( over PA ): The Pacific Princess will be leaving Cabo San Lucas
I'm sure a man of your stature
Oh, Ronald, they're beautiful.
Oh.
What is going on in here?
Goodbye, Stacy.
But I say live, taste life,
when you feel that burning in your stomach.
Oh. Sweetheart.
The engine room. Checking the gaskets and shims.
I'm speaking for my entire crew.
Lady who lives in L.A.
He doesn't give up that easily.
All right, come here. All right.
Beauty and the beast.
♪ It floats back to you ♪
Then get off the boat, woman.
And go to your room.
I expected as much from that woman.
I had four Tom Collins, three Jack Daniels
I worked, he went out.
Brad?
Miss McCoy, if you say "um" one more time,
Oh, it's just a small fire. Self-defense...
Buenas días, Mama.
( upbeat theme playing )
I should sit you right up there with my man...
Yeah, but I gotta see her, just for a minute.
but one of the directors of the line...
♪ Soon we'll be making Another run ♪
Mm-hm.
Whoo!
Well, life with me couldn't have been much of a picnic.
No. Look, I'm tired of going to parties and being introduced
It is me!
for the past two years.