HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Just munch on a couple
Oh, hi.
in my bed this morning?
Mrs. Skaugstad, welcome.
Well, Mrs. Skaugstad, sir, I'm Yeoman-Purser Smith.
Boy, that's a nasty cough.
You see, the thing today is freedom.
How come the captain's letting this happen?
you the moon, but I can guarantee you
Didn't you see Roots?
What do you plan to do with them, anyway?
and I'm especially tired of us each having a charge account
( knock at door )
You're gonna miss all that. Candied yam, collard greens,
Okay, now, but Captain Stubing is our beast.
Merrill, what do you want?
( upbeat dramatic theme playing )
Oh, yes, you did.
She'd like to see me buried at sea.
and don't let anybody tell you what to do.
Yes, Mrs. Skaugstad.
( all laughing )
Lord, I love an obsequious runt.
( funky upbeat theme playing )
Julie, I don't want to lose Brad over this.
I wouldn't look for another man like you.
So whatever you have to say to me, sir, say it now.
Good evening.
Oh, Mr. Skaugstad,
Well, let's have a look at you.
Go to your room.
( clears throat )
Would you mind?
Ah, we did it.
♪ On the good ship lollipop... ♪
I have to go up to Mrs. Skaugstad's cabin.
I'm working double shifts to keep that lady happy.
And I wanted to eat, so I got a dark wig,
Me neither.
This is going to be such a fun voyage.
Well, then, there's no problem.
Ronald!
Thank you.
You're one of a kind.
to get him away from newsstands
were living together?
( upbeat theme playing )
I don't wanna be around for the kill.
I hope so. You know, without you,
Ah, but are you sure you do?
Beast and the beast is more like it.
( screams )
MAN ( over PA ): Captain Stubing.
Mm-hm.
to make your voyage a little bit more pleasurable,
But you have to give them back.
Hiya, sweetheart. Hi.
Ronald, I told you I didn't wanna see you anymore.
and not be married. Why not me?
( clears throat )
Oh, nothing, really.
Uh, I guess it just kind of slipped my mind.
I take it your marriage didn't work out.
♪ And love ♪
Well, we were just on our way out.
Uh, no, but I'm looking for one: Ginny O'Brien.
( clears throat )
a lifetime warranty against bugs.