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but the truth is, the moon landing was real.
[quietly] Thanks, Dad.
-[gun cocks, fires] -[audience cheering]
I have an important job keeping the entire world together, remember?
Wow, Earth looks so different from space.
Moonworms. Where do you think craters come from?
[welder crackling]
[eerie music plays]
You two know each other?
There it is! The flagpole.
Actually, I tweaked your DNA in the womb, so it's more like 60/40.
Night is when the moonworms feast.
No. My drive-to-work Jock Jams megamix keeps the bad thoughts far away.
[Ninja Turtle 1] Whoa, Leo's TikTok is deadass lit!
This isn't a negotiation.
get a new face, and, if you're lucky, maybe a new role.
[plasma rifle cocks]
[moonworm growling]
Right now I need them to finish this DNA sequencer.
-Not getting suckered in again! -[screams]
[audience laughing]
Kubrick was hired to fake the return trip,
and there's something I've been meaning to share.
Come on.
Why do you think Fallon laughs all the time?
The moon? Worst dump I've ever been to.
…trapped in the '60s.
Sweet. Free space dog.
It's all in your book. You ever hear of editing?
[Cognito team sighs] Don't sue us, Buzz Aldrin.
Well, you're the genius, so…
You just wrestled a moonworm.
keeps me up at night!
-[barking] -[gasps] Oh no!
and you deserve better.
I'm Ken Burns.
Ah, shit.
Here we go.