Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Apparently, this time the Americans will be the bad guys.

There's plenty of moons out there to conquer,

to be better than I was.

Oh, I should probably explain some of the lunar lingo up here.

[Rand's voice] Reagan, pick up the phone.

That was 30 years ago.

That's what Neil said.

The only thing my dad wrestles with is the childproof cap on his Vicodin.

Ugh! This is why I'm going.

[boosters shut down]

[both] All of us.

If you're enjoying this at home, we've had some fun tonight,

about the grid.

Damn thing's on the fritz

[Buzz] For too long, the moon has been in the Earth's shadow.

to get their precious walrus oil.

There's a cattle call for an adult-diaper commercial.

Moon guards, get her!

[DNA tester beeps] Rand, you are the father.

In 15 minutes, the gravitational disturbance

[pop music playing]

…and welcome yourself to the moon.

in ways I didn't think possible,

I hope this won't get in the way of the deorbiting.

And our lack of gravity

but I think that I might be your…

If he is, then my next move is obvious.

Hopefully, in 30 minutes, Reagan's fake-daddy fantasy