Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Brett screaming]
Hey, hey, I could make Buzz more dynamic.
-I hear you loud and clear. -[phone beeps off]
Ha ha! Suck my Earth ass, Buzz.
Why did we even kidnap Ken Burns if no one's watched the movie?
-[sinister music plays] -No traitor could be a daughter of mine.
Brett, I'm gonna need your specific talents
since the moon Nazis attacked.
We'll need two volunteers.
What do you mean I'm canceled? I took every note.
Moon guards.
-Underwear, T-shirt, plasma rifle… -[sipping]
That's too much pressure!
Probably something dumb like going to the moon.
-I need the-- -[Rand] Spanner wrench. Unsupportive?
The reason I'm always hard on your inventions is to push you
Do they really appreciate you back on Earth, Reagan?
who blew his career and his shot at fatherhood,
Gotta make sure this doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
-Buzz Aldrin might be my dad? -[dramatic music plays]
and the moon was privately declared a hostile nation.
[Ken Burns] In 1962, President Kennedy had a dream to reach the moon.
but Buzz Aldrin is a murderer.
[both] Daddy issues, yeah!
Be warned, this is a near-suicide mission in space.
You got half your mother's genes and half blessed with mine.
["Taps" plays]
Sometimes, the thought that we're related
[Rand] Goddamn Aldrin.
Don't let her get away!
we're about to start casting for World War III.
-Can't it be both? -[rumbles]
In space, no one can hear their dad talk about boning their mom.
-Hi there. I'm Magic Myc. -[gentle piano music playing]
Square your hips.
What if the character wore roller skates?
[electricity crackling]
You just Chernobyled their insides into turtle soup.
[panting] Oh God, I can't breathe.
Your energy is back online.