Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A living moon-imum wage?

A device that can control the moon.

Okay, before you get all judgy, you weren't looking for my glasses,

Buzz Aldrin, the first second man on the moon.

[gentle piano music continues, ends]

Originally, yes.

In 15 minutes, we'll know who the real father is.

By carefully exposing my turtles to select doses of radiation,

Hey, any dad of my friend is a dad of mine.

♪ I like to slam the jam ♪

[laughs] Oh gosh, what a cute idea.

I've created cigarettes that cure cancer.

ايماءة لطيفه A nice gesture

damn near slows the aging process to a halt.

Hey, do you have any cranberry juice?

You know, it's a shame to undo all the great work you've done here.

I'm not used to people noticing or appreciating my work

will you let me live? [sobs]

If only there was a word for that.

-Road trip! -[pop music playing]

[groans] How did you find me?

-Hey, this has the wrong microchip. -What the hell, dill-hole?

but it looks like 30 years of gravity have done enough damage.

So on behalf of Inside Job, let me just say…

[Ken Burns] But the lure of casual sex proved too much for the astronauts,

It's time to reveal our superior society to the world

Moon-iversal healthcare?

who makes Alec Baldwin look reasonable?

It's over, Melvin. The real Buzz is coming back,

-[rumbling] -What the shit?

-[funky music playing] -[screams]

You're almost as annoying as my weak bladder,