Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That sounds, um, time-sensitive. Can you guys pimp this thing out?

than live washed-up.

Damn it, CafePress.

-[heartfelt music playing] -I maybe should have told you that sooner.

Buzz, I have something to tell you.

you freed us from the tyranny of the Moon King.

NASA's covered them up for years,

Wait, why is everyone looking so crestfallen?

This could be your destiny.

They could be finally willing to surrender. Or it's a trap.

Oh, I can't imagine why I chased a fantasy of a supportive father.

Neil Armstrong may be a thief,

I have grandkids.

[Myc] Ha ha. Nice.

Cognito told me this was some kind of sex cult.

[laughs] Oh! What have I got here?

[mysterious music playing]

without forcing a moon pun.

♪ Myc likes to slam the jam ♪

[ringtone plays]

But didn't we fake the moon landing?

[both] Where's Reagan?

-[heartfelt music playing] -Whoa, it's actually true?

How about a detour for some floating root beer floats?

Can anyone capture this historic moment?

Finally, some damn respect.

So, what is your fuel source and your relationship to alcohol?

Dad, you can't just throw my inventions away.

I'm not a wires expert, but don't we need those to get home?

Though we are both made from stardust.

World War III is gonna be with Antarctica

I'm sorry about this, but your father is,

so he has no choice but to love me like a daughter.

Haven't you watched the moon-landing orientation film?

You just gave those turtles cancer.

[Rand's voice] Reagan, pick up the--

-[tires screech] -[both] Buzz Aldrin is evil!

Rand has never asked for my help with anything.

expanding our city to the whole moon.

Ever have those mornings where you start pulling at the mental thread