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So much talking, so much khaki.
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
You crushed her heart.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.
and no one read your journal either,
He's bleeding.
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
You eat all your meals in your room.
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
a leisurely stroll around the park?
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
What about that one?
Four. Five. Six.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
is gonna be your matchelor?
This is the one I was telling you about.
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
- (grunts) - Ow!
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
and all the oranges spell out
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
instead of doing her duty!
Oh, congrats.
Such a jerk.
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
Oh, wow. You get along really well.