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Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
What about that one?
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
Oh, congrats.
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
and no one read your journal either,
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
- (grunts) - Ow!
So much talking, so much khaki.
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
and all the oranges spell out
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
He's bleeding.
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.
Four. Five. Six.
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
is gonna be your matchelor?
Such a jerk.
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
Oh, wow. You get along really well.
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
a leisurely stroll around the park?
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
You eat all your meals in your room.
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
You crushed her heart.
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
instead of doing her duty!
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
This is the one I was telling you about.
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy