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- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
You crushed her heart.
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
So much talking, so much khaki.
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
Oh, wow. You get along really well.
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
Oh, congrats.
and all the oranges spell out
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
a leisurely stroll around the park?
He's bleeding.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
instead of doing her duty!
- (grunts) - Ow!
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
Four. Five. Six.
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
You eat all your meals in your room.
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
What about that one?
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
and no one read your journal either,
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
is gonna be your matchelor?
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
This is the one I was telling you about.
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
Such a jerk.
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.